Do you need my money that bad? I’m pretty sure I need it more.

Apparently Capital One REALLY wants my money (and yours too, well so do all the banks and creditors right?). I was just checking my email and saw this “wonderful” offer Capital One is promoting for it’s “high yeild” bank account. It claims that if I start out now and deposit $10,000 and continue to save $250 per month over the course of 5 years I’ll have $26,070 assuming that I don’t make any withdraws. See below…there’s even a pretty graph!

Trust? Worthy? Banking? Results?

HELLO!!!!!!

If I save $250 per month for 5 years on my OWN that’s $15,000. Add my original $10,000 and I’m at $25,000.

So basically Capital One, you’re saying in a perfect world (of a sad 1.2% interest rate) I’ll earn $1,070 in interest over the course of 5 years? Hmmmm no thanks. I can think of better ways to invest my money.

What do you think?

Don’t even get me started on the headline of “Trust. Worthy. Banking. Results.” Why not put that all in one sentence instead of four? Oh right, because you’re a bank and you’re full of crap. Ok, I’m done now. Thanks for reading :)

A Letter From my Friend to Her Liver on my 30th Birthday

Dear Liver,
I am sorry for the abuse you suffered at Morty’s birthday party.  I can’t say it won’t happen again, because it will, but one of these days, i will give you a much needed vacation.
Love,
haley

Merry Manifest!

I love these adaptations of our logo and brand that our Creative Director, Christine Bridger, originally created for an internal T-shirt design contest. And they’re just too good to be forgotten in an Illustrator file somewhere. So I quickly made a few desktop backgrounds out of them for you to download and use as you like.

‘Tis the season for giving after all!

There are 2 sizes, 1024 x 768 (top 4) and 1600 x 1200 (bottom 4)

1024 x 768

Not Unlike Locusts

Last Thursday we held our 3rd Annual Manifest Holiday Sweater Jubilee and subsequent gathering at a local establishment. It’s a small in-house event we started since we traditionally hold our official holiday party in mid-January. I just wanted to share with you a little before-and-after photo essay of one of our refrigerators. A picture is worth a thousand words, isn’t it?

Before the Holiday Sweater Jubilee

Well stocked before the Holiday Sweater Jubilee

After the Holiday Sweater Jubilee

After the Holiday Sweater Jubilee

Wishing everyone a safe and happy holidays to you and yours! Thanks for reading.

One to Grow on…

On a recent project I was welcomed to the team via email in which the closing statement was just too good not to share nor to illustrate:

“Success will be found at the intersection of Time and Money.”
— Jennifer Conklin and Howell Malham, Manifest Digital

What Success Looks Like

Life Out Loud

By golly, I think she’s got it! I think I’ve finally settled on what the heck to call my blog!?

LIFE OUT LOUD

If I just use the initials it’s also LOL. This is going to be fun to work with over the next couple of weeks (hopefully only a couple weeks!).

It only took me 3 years. Ever notice how it’s always more difficult to do things for yourself than it is for others, e.g., a site design, your own identity, the name of your BLOG! Sigh…such is life.

What do you guys think? Yay? Nay?

Encouraging Feedback Makes Customers Feel Like You Care

They’ve gone and done it again. They just keep me coming back for more…

No. Not a crack dealer but you’re close! Nike.

This year I was convinced that by buying something related to the Chicago Marathon I’d somehow jinx myself and not finish the race. So this time around I made sure I waited until my happy (and sore) ass was sitting at home recovering from the race before I even LOOKED at the gear. I bought 3 items, a hoodie, a running shirt and new shoes since I’d been running in the same shoes all training season. The latter is a no-no by the way. You should change your running shoes about every 300 miles or 6 months if you run consistently.

So I made my purchase via their recently (and beautifully) re-designed Nike Store. About 2 weeks later I get an email asking “How’s your new Nike gear?”

What I thought in my head…”It’s GREAT, I’m glad you asked!”

Nike email

Nike asks you to "Speak Your Mind"

 

Here’s what the high-level Nike customer cycle looks like:

  1. Get customers to the store
  2. Provide a flawless shopping experience
  3. Provide prompt service (returns are painless)
  4. Ensure that products meet or exceed expectatio
  5. Follow up and request for feedback

Now THAT’s customer service and a great brand experience. This is what all brands should be striving for. The end result, at least in my case, is a loyal customer (I have more Nike gear than I know what to do with).

What’s that you say?

“But I’m not NIke. I don’t have a BAZILLION dollars to spend on marketing.”

Hogwash. Nothing I listed above mandates an insane marketing budget. It’s just good business. And if you can’t afford that, well then my friend I have a question for you. What are you doing in business? I will admit however, that the “getting people to the store” part will likely require more investment but that’s another post for another day.

The other thing that Nike prove here is that no one is perfect…the three “Review Product” buttons didn’t properly link to the items I purchased, nor did my search via product number, although a search for “Chicago Marathon” eventually worked. So, major negative points for this simply NOT working but it did get me back to the store none the less and it did plant that tiny seed in my head that says Nike cares what I think. Pile on a couple more of those tiny seeds and you’ve quickly got yourself quite a harvest ;)

The Fall Crawl-Halloween Style in Chicago

BOO!!!!

Details are finally HERE!!! Every year my co-workers at Manifest Digital and I throw a fall pub crawl; Hope you’ve got you’re costumes ready kidz, this year we’re crawlin’ in style…Halloween-style! This year we will start in the Southport and Belmont area and head North.

We’ll start at Schoolyard FRIDAY 10/30 (TODAY) from 6-7:15pm to give everyone enough time to go home and change into costume if needed and/or to just have enough time to head over there. PLUS there’s pretty good food there; a perfect way to start a crawl ;)

Full schedule is below but we’ll spend about 45 minutes at each bar after Schoolyard.

Costumes are encouraged but not required. All are welcome; let’s pack these places :)

All Bars are on Southport…cross streets listed and then our expected arrival.
Schoolyard at School 6:00
Southport Lanes at Henderson 7:15
Justin’s at Roscoe 8:00
Mystic Celt at Newport 8:45
Lange’s Lounge at Cornelia 9:30
Messners at Addison 10:15
Hye Bar at Waveland 11:00
Cullen’s at Grace 11:45
Toons at Byron 12:30

Tweet me if you can come out @cmortensen

(No promises that I’ll be checking Twitter during this though ;) Although I shall of course do my best)

FeerTheBeer

Last year we had each bartender sign our "Fear the Beer" shirts from our office volleyball team. Can't wait to see what we come up with this year!

Brands Interact with Eachother on Twitter Too

Did you see that? Did you catch what just happened on Twitter? Unless you were glued in front of you computer tonight like I’ve been (and I REALLY hope you weren’t and instead perhaps were enjoying dinner with a loved one) you missed 2 major brands interact with each other. What 2 brands? Ford and Best Buy.

Twitter exchange seen via TweetDeck

Twitter exchange seen via TweetDeck

Now as we all know, brands actually consist of groups of people but the Twitter representations are even more tangible. In the above exchange Ford’s @ScottMonty reaches out to his Twitter community for help on his personal computer. In 10 seconds flat BestBuy’s @Twelpforce swoops in to help! If you ask me that’s one awesome social engagement and customer service, brand sandwich!

I have to add however, that the Twitter name of “@agent3012″ takes quite a bit of humanism out of the exchange, but I can understand the reason behind the convention with that many users on one account.

Life Online < Life at Large

I suppose it’s a minor thing really. And something that I just can’t seem to sit with for any length of time. Perhaps you’ve noticed it, perhaps not…but I just can’t for the life of me settle on a damn site style or name for this blog!

For now though let’s go with “Life at Large” shall we? Life Online or Keepin’ It Real never really sat well with me. Even though I am a big fan of keepin’ it real as opposed to the normal BS you usually see or hear, I never could get over the permeating layer of cheese the phrase seems to conjure. Originally, I had hopes of spinning “keepin’ it real” throughout the thread of posts to carry out the theme but my topics vary as much as my interests.

SO this brings me to “Life at Large”. Let’s see how this fits for a bit shall we?

If there’s something you think would fit well, feel free to share in the comments. Write ya soon!